1. Yesterday I walked into SaveMart and saw that they had dark meat chicken on sale as a buy one get one free deal.  

    HOLY SHIT IT WAS ON.

    I bought six, that’s right S-I-X, trays of chicken.  Walked outta that motherfucker feeling like money.

    It was a come up, yall.

     


  2. One belt hole thinner around my waist tho.

     


  3. DAT DIET DOE

    It’s been a long time, old friend.

     

  4. amymaria:

    Whoa. What? Is this a thing? Mind. Blown.

    Keto dreamz

    (via ralphabetsoup)

     


  5. So I’m off my diet

    Well, I set my goal for around this time and here we are.  I’m actually really sad to leave it.  I think it’s a wonderful diet and I was loving the results.  

    However, I’m not gonna go back to eating a ton of carbs right away.  I’m thinking working my way to 200g a day over the course of 2-3 weeks and then working up to a level of carbs I think I’ll be eating in Japan.  

    So for now, I’m gonna start exercising like a beast and food tracking so I don’t gain back all my weight.  Determination is key.  I did not give up eating all this food I love for nothing.

     


  6. When I am off this diet

    I know it’s bad to think about things like this but I’m human and I have emotions.

    I just want to give a quick shoutout to my homie Carbohydrates.  Missin’ you in a major way forreal but I gotta stay strong and keep on.  

    BUT.  Once I’m off this diet, I will eat.  I will eat pho but not all the noodles.  I will eat a pizza, but it will be thin crust.  I will eat fruit again!  And it will be glorious.  

    The point is moderation.  Cutting carbs worked for me so obviously I can’t go back to a lifestyle rampant with bread and noodles, otherwise I’d gain all the weight back.  Lord knows how I’ll survive in Japan.

     

  7. BLT and eggs on eggs.

     


  8. I have been eating bacon every day for a month (or what is Keto?)

    Most, if not everyone, reading this post will say that this is ridiculous and that I’m going to die very soon from a heart attack or a stroke.  I’m here to provide some proof that I will not die a young death and that fat will not make you fat.  This is turned out to be pretty long.  You don’t have to read.

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  9. Life is Cruel

    It is a tragedy that I have so many sweets available to me right now and I can eat none of them.

     


  10. Ate 3 McDoubles without the bun

    No regrets.

    Sidenote: gave the buns to the kids I tutor and they gobbled them up like hot cakes.  I made fun of them for eating like poor kids.  (They’re pretty well off)

    THUG LIFE.