NERDGASM

lets bring it back yall

No fap October is a go.

I once got a taint cramp.

Once I told a girl to follow me on tumblr instead of exchanging numbers. Then I fucking left that party.

Anonymous asked: Which would you rather perform on another male: blowjob till finish, or just have them stick it in your butt and then thats it.

Put it in my butt—one and done.  Blowjob involves waaayyyy too many muscles and sensations than I’m comfortable with experiencing.

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Anonymous asked: Which girl(s) in APO would you want to trade places with for a day, and why?

Lynn because I have no idea what she does all day.

Sally because Ray ;D

Kmae because racks on racks on racks.

Anonymous asked: If you could be any girl in APO, who would you be?

It’s a tie between a couple girls, actually. 

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Anonymous asked: What would you do if every time you coughed, you jizzed?

Being sick would be both horrible and amazing.  I guess I’d have to attach my unit to some sort of catching device that I’d have to empty on an hourly (semi-hourly?) basis.  

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Anonymous asked: how big?

(SFW)

Anonymous asked: would u let the hottest girl ever give u a blowjob to completion while u poop and then u have to let her play with ur poop and u dont have to see her again but u have to watch her play with ur poop

So you’re asking me to trade one of the best things ever for one of the worst things ever.  

But yes.  I would let her do that...and then watch her do THAT.  I’d have a story to tell.  Quite frankly, I watched several version of 2 girls 1 cup and I’m fine.  I would just psychologically block out everything that happened post-fellatio.

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